BELGIUM 4, USA 1

BY NOW IT’S SO OBVIOUS —- HIS MOVES SO PROFUSE,

DRUMPF’S RIPPED OFF HIS FANS WITH HIS GRIFTING ABUSE;

DRUMPF’S STUFFED ALL HIS POCKETS WITH ALL THE WORLD’S CURRENCY;

LED ALL HIS MEETINGS WITH MAFIA TRUANCY;

THAT BIGGEST OF BABIES CALLS J. INFANTINI:

“MY PEACE PRIZE FROM FIFA HAS TURNED A PALE GREENIE!

NOW IS THE TIME TO CONSIDER A RULING

FOR FOOLING THE FOOLS TO SAY, ‘LOOK, WE AIN’T FOOLING!”

THE LITTLEST BABE GIVES A NOD TO THE BIGGEST,

“I’LL DO WHAT YOU SAY, AND I DON’T GIVE A FIGGEST!”

THE LITTLEST BABE, WITH HIS SENSE OF FAIR PLAY,

HAS GIVEN AMERICA’S TEAM A RARE DAY…

DRUMPF’S SINGING HIS MAGIC; IT’S ALWAYS A HIT!

(——BUT BELGIUM 4, USA 1—-?)

WHATEVER DRUMPF TOUCHES, AS ALWAYS, TURNS SHIT.