AFFAIRS OF STATE: 19 May 2025

According to the US. New and World Report, https://oklahomawatch.org/2024/08/15/is-oklahoma-ranked-among-the-worst-states-for-education/ Oklahoma is 49th out of 50th in the nation in educational standards.

Already infused with references to the Bible and nationalist themes, Oklahoma state schools Superintendent Ryan Walters is trying to end what he describes as “wokeness” in public schools.

Instead, he will add studies “examining issues related to the election of 2020… I pray for President Donald Trump and his team as they continue to bring about change to the country.”

With thanks to Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein, and their contribution to American Musical Theater…Maestro?

OKLAHOMA,

WHERE THE WOKE’S BEEN JAMMIN’ UP THE SCHOOLS

AND THE DEI MAKES GROWN MEN CRY

SO SUPT WALTER’S GONNA CHANGE THE RULES!

OKLAHOMA,

TIME TO TEACH CONSPIRACY TO BRO’S,

SO THAT HISTORY’S NO MYSTERY

‘CAUSE OUR WHITES OUTNUMBER ALL OUR FOES

WE RATE FORTY-NINTH IN THE LAND,

NOT THE FIFTIETH YET, SO WE’RE GRAND,

SO LET ME SAY…

CHUM!

WE’RE PROUD AS WE ARE DUMB,

CHUM!

LET’S KEEP OUR KIDS AS NUMB

AS THE SCUM

IN A DUMPSTER,

OKLAHOMA, TODAY!

OKLAHOMA,

WHERE WE LEARN THAT TRICKERY’S THE THING

EVEN THOUGH THE PREZ

DESTROYED THE REZ

‘CAUSE IT’S LYING

BEST SUPPORTS OUR KING!

OKLAHOMA,

NOW’S THE TIME TO PUT THINGS IN THEIR PLACE,

SAY SO LONG TO TRUTH,

WORSHIP JOHN WILKES BOOTH,

AND SHIP LINCOLN TO THE DARKER RACE!

OUT HERE’S WHERE THE NEW WORLD BEGINS,

OUT HERE WE’LL NEVER DIE FOR OUR SINS

SO LET ME SCREAM…

GENTS!

THE ONLY THOUGHT IS

NONSENSE!

MAY SUPT WALTER

SOON FALTER

HIS SPEWING,

OKLAHOMA….

…SOME DAY…