Affairs of State: 15 May 2025

The vocal cords of RFK

grow thicker by the hour

And so do thoughts before Supremes

presented by John Sauer.

They represent the odd intents

ad-libbed by Miller’s minions,

and Vought’s Agenda, demon-sent,

or Bannon’s mad opinions.

For Trump, the GOAT in Maga-Zoo

Life’s better than he reckons—

’Til Qatar gave Turkey that jet—

Poor goat! —he’s sloppy seconds!